He says, "Don't!" but he's got a boner, so let me give you a blowjob, bro

Interrupted masturbation 😓 But did not leave without orgasm and cum on glasses

Hold on, I'm going to fuck this one and then I'll go after you

Dude, stick it in your wife's throat so it's tight, and I'll jerk off in the meantime

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

That's a swallow, you got your dick in your throat! All right, you suck at forgiveness

The guy only fucks in the ass, but I learned how to cum from anal

You have to go to the penis every morning, not to work. Remember?

Be silent and shiver with orgasm, and don't ask to fuck in the car again

Fucked the thief on the air, and you shouldn't have fucked with the streamer

And you thought wine and cunnilingus was just that? It's time to get laid, baby

Poured all over me with cum, it's a good thing I had time to cum twice

Whoa, your tits are juicy — if you don't let me touch them, I'll handcuff you

Neighbor, are you a virgin? Well, touch it and stick it in, but don't come inside

Neighbor, you take what you need in the kitchen, I'm busy babbling here

The wizard fixed the laptop, fucked someone else's wife, and didn't get caught by her husband

What do you mean, your ass isn't ready for anal? You can fit your fingers in there

What are you, silly? Do I have to "cook" with tits like these?

Just as I was about to cum in her for the 2nd time — and then squirted 😱

Sperm coming out of the pussy — no good, I'm going to put my finger back in it

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her

Why are you sticking me with this contract? I'm going to stick my dick in you first

Rub your pussy on your dick for good luck, so you can definitely cum tonight

Thanks for the rimming, but don't expect that from me — you'll cum from fucking